MESSENGER FREE

Save a tree, Eat a beaver.

My Imaginary friend thinks my big toe is crazy!

Call me anytime, I won't be home.

If guns kill people then can I blame misspelled words on my pencil?

If electricity comes from electrons the does morality come from morons?

Reading this wastes five seconds of your precious life.

If there wasn't any bad people in the world, how would we have enemies?

If the world didn't have cows, how would we get milk?

Spoil your child rotten beacuse they will be putting you in a nursing home later.

Don't miss classes at school, just take the whole day off!