MESSENGER FREE

The internet is a great way to get on the net.

Most lies are false

We all get heavier as we get older because there's a lot more information in our heads.

Will the highways on the Internet become more few?

All kids are gifted; some just open their packages earlier than others.

Sometimes I think I'm so romantic I could marry myself!

Click HERE to see how to fool an idiot!

Evil Gummi bears are chasing me, one is red, one is blue, and that purple one took my shoe!

If you want to be a party animal, you have to learn to live in the jungle.

My cat just knocked over a candle, which set fire to my dog. He, in turn, ran into my curtains and now they're ablaze too. Damn it!